taxidermied.trashpanda ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
home - status
feeling cat-like
> please read my boundaries page before interacting.
> this carrd was made to run on ayden's monitor & not phones. if some pages look screwed up for you... that sucks!
about:
>webmaster: skylar/ayden [any/all]
ethnicity: canadian, metis, danish
other pages: pronouns.page, faq, refsheet.net
socials: spotify, bluesky, pinterest, roblox
>if you want my discord info, feel free to ask for it if we're good mutuals.
> music may be a little loud. turn down volume before listening!!
taxidermied.trashpanda ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
boundaries - status
ok goober!!
> please read before interacting with me!!!!
> if you choose not to read because it's too long, please do not interact with me.
byi:
> tone indicators are very VERY appreciated.
> i sometimes forget to respond and i may accidentally leave you on read.
> i use caps sometimes, but it's usually used in an excited tone, not a yelling/angry tone.
> i am very sensitive so please be nice to me and treat me like a human being.
> i use dude/bro as gender neutral terms. if you feel uncomfortable, please let me know and i'll use other terms for you.
> i have a really bad memory.
> if you have any triggers, please tell me so i don't make you feel uncomfortable.
> i may come off as rude sometimes and i'm really sorry if i hurt your feelings. sometimes i think things don't sound rude when they actually really really are.
> please let me know if i offend you or do anything wrong!!
dni:
> basic dni criteria. (anti-lgbtq, racist, sexist, transmed, radqueer, etc.)
> proshipper.
> toxic/rude.
> pronouns = gender + if you hate on he/they lesbians or she/they gays.
> trump supporter/neo-nazi.
> anti-xenogenders, anti-otherkins/therians, or anti-furs.
> 16 and over or under the age of 11.
> you actively bash on my interests.
boundaries:
> i have difficulties telling tone sometimes (both with text and with verbal speaking) so please bare w/ me.
> i may not understand you sometimes, especially if you're speaking to me verbally. i have hearing/listening issues and i might think that you're saying something completely different than what you were originally trying to say. (e.g. alien chicken might turn into indian chicken.) if you have a poor mic, this is even worse for me.
> if there are multiple people talking at the same time, i get really overwhelmed and either throw a mini tantrum or i quit listening to people.
> i can be pretty boring to talk to sometimes. if i start getting boring, it's usually because i'm either not interested in talking, i'm talking to multiple different people at the same time, or i'm very busy and can't talk to you at that exact moment.
> if you're trying to reach me when i'm busy, i might read your message and forget to mark it as unread and i might accidentally ghost you. if it's important, please shoot me another message.
> i get really frustrated when people intentionally try to interrupt me while i'm trying to speak. talking is already hard enough for me as is, i dont need you talking over me because you find my reactions funny.
> please DON'T vent to me. i'm not good at comforting people, and it actually really stresses me out because i don't know what to say. please respect the fact that i feel uncomfortable with venting.
> don't ask me for personal info. (like my address or mailing info for example.) if someone needs to know, i will tell them myself.
> don't flirt with me please. just don't. i don't care if you're doing it as a joke or you genuinely feel that way about me. i find it extremely, extremely uncomforting and i'll probably quit talking to you until you stop and leave me alone.
^ this is super specific but apparently this needs to be addressed. please don't ask me what my mailing info is so you can non-consensually send me gifts. i don't like accepting gifts from people unless if they're family. and i can't believe i have to say this, but, please do not try to find out where i live by searching up my family on the internet, or try guilt tripping me into accepting gifts by saying "if you don't let me (insert thing here), i'll do (insert thing here)." we learnt this in kindergarten, no means no. just leave me alone or else i'll block you and never talk to you again.
^ don't sexualize me or talk sexually around me either. i'm 14 like wtf is wrong with you??
> i don't like people complaining to me about my friends. unless if its something that needs to be addressed, please do not start ranting to me about my friends or i'll fight you. /hj
> if you're talking about me with other people, please please please DO NOT reveal my personal info. (this includes what i look like.) i will give you an extremely long lecture about how genuinely stupid you are, and i'll block you on every social media app i have you friended on. if you think someone needs my info, please ASK ME FIRST.
> please do not bug me about face revealing or the fact that i don't talk in voice calls. i'm very insecure about both my face and my voice, and i'll share when i'm ready. do not pressure me into revealing anything or i guarantee you that you'll never hear from me again. /srs
> this is less of a boundary and more of a warning, but please don't go "SKYLAR SKYLAR SKYLAR SKYLAR SKYLAR SKYLAR SKYLAR SKYLAR SKYLAR SKYLAR SKYLAR SKYLAR" or spam my dms because i'm not responding to you. i'll get to you when i get to you and you'll make me very mad very quickly. if its genuinely important and i take a really long time to respond, you can shoot me another message. just please do not blow up my ipad with stupid notifications or repeat my name over and over and over because i'm not replying to you. please don't do this as a joke either you aren't funny please shut up and go away. /srs
**if you genuinely think it'd be funny to cross my boundaries as a "joke", actually go screw yourself you absolute troglodyte. you deserve to feel extreme amounts of pain and i hope you stub your toe so hard you break it. you aren't funny and you never will be. you are a complete waste of time and energy and please kindly stay tf away from me. thank youu!
taxidermied.trashpanda ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
art - status
scream hello at this hyper world!!!!
ayden's art:
commissions are NOT open.
taxidermied.trashpanda ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
interests - status
awesome sauce!!!!!!!
> this page is for all the various media i'm into.
media obsessions:
> **** = i LOVE this, *** = love, ** = really like, * = like
tv shows:
currently watching: the walking dead, community, blockbuster
completed: (oldest year-current year)
> (2016-2020) ****the good place
> (2016-????) *stranger things
> (2005-2013) **the office
> (2017-????) ***young sheldon
> (2007-2019) ****big bang theory
> (2005-2020) ****supernatural
> (2021-????) **arcane
> (2022-????) ****acting good
> (1990-1996) ****fresh prince of bel air
> (2010-2019) ****my little pony: friendship is magic
> (2023-2023) ****pokemon concierge
> (2005-2008) *wayside school
anime:
currently watching: sonic x
completed: (oldest year-current year)
> (2001) ***spirited away
> (2006) ****death note
music:
> blink-182
> green day
> my chemical romance
> linkin park
> pink floyd
> lemon demon
> neil cicierega
> tally hall
> will wood
> sticky fingers
> mac miller
> twenty one pilots
> alex g
> cavetown
> caramella girls
> vivivivivi
> jack stauber
> bo burnham
> tyler, the creator
> freddie dredd
> eminem
> oliver tree
video games:
> (ps5) spider-man 2
> (ps4) red dead redemption 2, spider-man: mile's morales,
> (ps3) red dead redemption, skate 3, gta v,
> (pc) minecraft, mcsm, roblox, tetris, friday night funkin', the sims 4, dishonored, doll eye, counter-strike 2, rainbow six siege, omori, yume nikki, .flow
> (x360) skylanders: sypro's adventure
> (nsw) pokemon shield, spyro reignited trilogy, rocket league, pokemon cafe remix, new pokemon snap, animal crossing, cult of the lamb
podcasts:
> (2021-????) chuckle sandwich
> (2017-????) sleep deprived
> (2022-????) the group chat
> (2022-2023) d-fire podcast
> (2021-????) someordinarypodcast
> (2022-????) the checkup with doctor mike
youtubers:
> astralspiff
> basically homeless
> big t
> charborg
> coffeezilla
> danny gonzalez
> dantdm
> doctor skipwith
> ethan is online
> film cooper
> girlwiththedogs
> glarses
> gone_fishinq
> isaacwhy
> jake doolittle
> james marriot
> jarvis johnson
> larrycroft
> laughability
> mark rober
> matt rose
> mohammed agbadi
> nilered
> no text to speech
> north of the border
> oompaville
> penguinz0
> pheonixsc
> pikat
> ruben sim
> samantha lux
> samdoesarts
> someordinarygamers
> game theory
> thelexikitty
> therm
> whirow
> yumi